What if you walked past a dog and said “aw hi puppy” and the dog replied in a deep manly voice “hello”
Welcome to the diary of a man that lost his mind so long ago.
|me:||but it's 2 AM|
|stomach:||did i fucking stutter|
|Michael:||Holy shit, it was a goddamn... goldmine.|
|Gavin:||That was the joke.|