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Welcome to the diary of a man that lost his mind so long ago.
Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid
are you Australian
I really want to know how this happens…seriously… How does a fucking spider end up in a cup at a coffee shop without it being a sick prank? I’m going to take a guess that said spider takes up the whole cup…YOU HAVE TO FRIGGIN SEE THE THING BEFORE PUTTING ANYTHING IN IT!!! HOW DOES IT GO UNNOTICED unless they person behind the counter was like “…..fuck this…..i’m not dealing with it” *puts lid on* “here’s your hot chocolate….enjoy….”
And people ask me why I never want to go to Australia.